Monthly Archives February 2005

N. Cardinal - Maplewood, MN Reserve Police

Co-worker Nick, our Operations Assistant here is also a reserve cop for Maplewood. He’s going on patrol right after work so he brought his uniform in. I promised me he’d put it on before he left. I asked him if he owns anyone on patrol and he promises he owns a lot of people. He wouldn’t let me wear his kevlar vest at work today, though. He also doesn’t carry a gun, but I keep asking him where it is. He doesn’t like that very much.

Either way, don’t fool around in Maplewood, MN tonight unless you want the ownage from N. Cardinal.




Wisdom

Amazing.

"A Supposedly Fun Thing I’ll Never Do Again"

So here’s the full story about what happened yesterday: After a day of work on Valentine’s day that thankfully didn’t feel like Valentine’s day, I went out caching with Bill briefly to be first-to-find on a cache in Eagan, MN. As he went back to his fiancee, I joined up with a group of guys that were all "date-less" on Valentine’s day. Ends up that half of the group actually had dates, but just were unable to attend due to geographical reasons or had dates that ended up showing up later.

I had a Rouge Dead Guy on tap, a strange English lager I’d never heard of before and a rare find of Liefman’s Frombroise Lambic. I didn’t want to drink anymore as I knew I would be driving home soon.

When we finally left, I was chatting on my hiptop while driving, per usual, and hit this nasty pothole on my offramp from I-94. What is most disturbing about this is that it is part of the route I take home from work every day. Last week I first saw this pothole and said, "holy shit, that’s fucking huge!" I see it and avoid it every day on my way home.

I nailed this pothole with so much force that it sounded like pieces flew off my car and I thought my wheels became instantly unaligned. I was sober and aware, but I think the gloss of drinking in the hours previous prevented me from pulling over. The car seemed to drive fine minus the alignment. I am positive that my hiptop usage had many more times the distraction than the drinking did. I drove the last mile home fighting my car’s tenancy to drift to the right. My tire alarm went off. I kept thinking "I am only a few blocks away from home…"

I pull into my driveway and realize I got a flat. It was not undrivable, it just lost a lot of it’s air. I e-mail my boss and let him know I will be late tomorrow, as I have to bring the car in to get my flat fixed the next morning.

Ends up the next day after I drop it off and I give them an hour to fix it, they call and tell me that I have two screwed up rims and two tires that are not repairable. $977 bill. I didn’t even know I had problems on the other wheel. I don’t get the car back until Friday as well.

I called my insurance company and it ends up that they will cover it, minus my large deductable. I can’t get a rental car paid for though, and I couldn’t get a ride to work. At this point now, my boss IMs me and asks me where the hell I am. A bus ride would take me 84 minutes to one of our client’s buildings, and I’d need to get an account rep to pick me up if they were there. I didn’t end up getting to work today. Luckily I have a carpool now for the rest of the week.

Tonight, decided tonight to wander down to Molly Quinn’s Irish Pub, which is 10 blocks away and read the book I borrowed from Lauren months ago but haven’t gotten around to starting yet, "A Supposedly Fun Thing I’ll Never Do Again," which is a collection of 7 "Essays and Arguments" by David Foster Wallace. I figure that without my car, this is a good time to focus on some of the other things I’ve been wanting to do but haven’t gotten around to yet. After my second Boddington’s, I decided to bookmark and pay my tab.

Moral of story: Don’t use the hiptop and drive.




Sad Tyre

Low at First Avenue, Minneapolis



Caching with Kim and Bill

Came up to Annandale, MN just to find a cache that is named after Kim and Bill. Stopped at another cache on the way out that’s in some guy’s front yard. We then rang the doorbell and said hi.







APC Smart-UPS 2200

Bit the dust, that poor old thing. It got new batteries and then died. Now in getting a replacement I also need to get an electrician out here to replace this historical/hysterical outlet it used with a modern 20A plug.

Luckily I didn’t have anything too important on it.




Blackspot Follow-up

Following up to my post in November about the Blackspot Sneakers I ordered, I find that my organic hemp, fair trade, unionized and somewhat expensive sneakers are quickly falling apart. They also were not that comfortable the first couple weeks or so.

Reminds me how dependent we are on unfair and cheap labor for “quality” footwear products. The Adbusters Media Foundation, which created the shoe, spent a very, very long time trying to find the resources to create a quality shoe with fair and more earth-friendly practices — in my opinion they weren’t able to get quality. The shoes are crap. Still fun to wear, though, and in the end, they work fine.

It’s too bad, honestly. Maybe they’ll figure it out in version 2, which is now on their website. I think its worth it to support a small organization (even if I don’t always agree with that organization) fighting against a corporate conglomerate when that small organization has higher ethical standards. I additionally support having more diversity in the marketplace and I support companies that treat their employees more fairly than others… so I may end up getting their next line of shoes, despite my poor experience with the first round.

Concerning treating employees fairly: don’t get me talking about the fucking hypocritical garbage those yellow bracelets are.




Lazy Sunday


I am obsessed

Last night I finally broke down and bought my first gaming console since my Atari 2600. I got the PS2 primarily due to thinking about Katamri Damacy all day for a couple weeks. So after I shell out for the game, the console, the memory card, I bring it home and I can’t get it to work with my TV. I have an old beater TV around for emergencies being I don’t watch television really. Anyway, my problems with getting everything to work made me run back to Target and buy a new TV as well. I am sick.